Friday, January 20, 2006

Reasons why you never visit your rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached you and.....
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ? "
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst

The morale of the story:
Get yourself a maid once you are rich. Those none of your friend will visit you too. Then you can save a lot of free tea.

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